First day back in the ring.
Joseph the boxer: Leah, Chinese food has changed you.
Me: What do you mean? (Pause to wait for him to tell me how fat I've gotten. Not because I feel that way, but because it's a Joseph thing to say.)
Joseph the boxer: Chinese food has made you look very seraphic.
Joseph the boxer: Your face. It looks very seraphic.
Me: I have no idea what that means. (In my defense, there was a thick accent at play here too.)
Joseph the boxer: You look like an angel. Angel-like.
Me: So you are saying that Chinese food has turned me into an angel?
Joseph the boxer: Yes. It has.